1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
I’M A SUPER HELLA DRAGON!!!
MEGA DRAGON BITCHES!
I am a hatchling.
Super hella dragon?
Still a dragon :(
Seriously this cat will eat anything.
I did find this gem of him eating cheez-its though.
I don’t think this guy’s brain ever fully developed…
what a fucking idiot
Is this even real fucking life?
*sniffs* you don’t need to worry about that. just know i can do things, and im always watching you, even tho im not following you
Tumblr says otherwise, mister.
it was me. im no longer following u anymore
Then how did you find this!
<3 i love you
kip is a nerd.jpg.
If we were dating, we could build a snowman.
The only version of this song I like
Isn’t it awesome though? Haha.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT WHY WASN’T I INVITED