sosa-parks:

bitches cant finish a 6 inch sub but want a 13 inch dick

thivus:

dismembered-dreams:

thivus:

Potion seller

????

im so confused

What is there to be confused about? This is potion seller, you asked what it was?

im just confused why is the camera distorted why is he playing the role of the guy buying the potions and the guy selling the potions what is this

He is a playwright that just makes silly videos on youtube for fun, and this one got big.

thivus:

*shows up to the teamfight 15 minutes late with starbucks*

thivus:

Potion seller

????

im so confused

What is there to be confused about? This is potion seller, you asked what it was?

literallyavibrator:

dismembered-dreams:

literallyavibrator:

sex sells 

I wanna buy a gloomy beare kigarumi. 

this isn’t a kigurumi, i killed and skinned the last dinosaur and now i wear it’s skin to bed at night

So I shall go do that to a bear, and become the bear. ez

literallyavibrator:

dismembered-dreams:

literallyavibrator:

sex sells 

I wanna buy a gloomy beare kigarumi.

this isn’t a kigurumi, i killed and skinned the last dinosaur and now i wear it’s skin to bed at night

So I shall go do that to a bear, and become the bear. ez

literallyavibrator:

sex sells 

I wanna buy a gloomy beare kigarumi.

literallyavibrator:

sex sells 

I wanna buy a gloomy beare kigarumi.

funquisitor:

bluehawk54:

Was this intentional

yes

funquisitor:

bluehawk54:

Was this intentional

yes

do-not-touch-my-food:

Raspberry Cheesecake Ice Cream

iguessilltryitout:

capital-eks:

iguessilltryitout:

This girl at school wants to fuck me but she crazy.

And not the good, fun crazy. The “I will try to get pregnant” crazy.

My mom has told me about girls like this.  Stay.  The fuck.  Away.

I enjoy the attention but yeah hell no

This is why god invented condoms.

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I’m sad, lonely, and thirsty. :|